Last night as I was driving home, the Nissan Frontier in front of me stopped at a red light and...CHINESE FIRE DRILL! Four 16 year-old girls and one shirtless (and no doubt, ecstatic) 16 year-old boy ran around their car like fools. It's going to be the best spring break ever. What a shame they're too young to head over to Senor Tadpole's because Oh yes there absolutely will be a magarita in my mouth. SPRINGBREAKWOOOOHOOOOW!